LOL. Phil is my father, because my biological didn't bother!
Actually I think that the "biological didn't bother" is stole right from Pete Rock and CL Smooth's "Reminisce" (a beautiful little early 1990s rap song btw).
Some of his rhymes are pathetically constructed or really cheesy. Some of my favorites:
She said, "You want me, you gotta take my son"
Or else it's like a hot dog but without the bun"
He disciplined me right from the get go
Age two bottle and my mom shaquille let go
Actin' spoiled, rotten, trippin'
Got a butt whippin' because I didn't listen
Got to watch the knicks, play if I had a good report card
All types, all sorts, disobeyed my dad and I couldn't play sports