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May 14 10 1:40 PM

muratmc wrote:
CHRISTINA AGUILERA PLANS "DRAMATIC" TOUR

Christina Aguilera has revealed that her next tour will be full of drama. ( )

The ‘Not Myself Tonight’ singer, whose previous Back To Basics jaunt featured a cabaret band and three-ring circus, said that everything about her tours needs to be big and fun.

She told GQ: “I can’t live without drama. On my last tour I had a whole entourage of circus acrobats. I need big hair, big make-up – and where ever I can have fun I’m there!” The 29-year-old also said that her biggest role model is Cher, with whom she worked on upcoming film Burlesque.

She said: “Who could be a bigger role model than [Cher]? She’s seen and done everything. When we were shooting the film I soaked up every line she said and every move she made like a sponge. She’s my mentor and friend.


I forgot her last tour had a circus theme- probably subconsciously blocked it out of my memory, like the rest of the world did her career .  Once again, sorta reminiscent of Madonna and Janet- except their tours actually sold tickets.

I love how Cher is her mentor now.  How many damn role models has this chick had?  Cue 2015- "Cher was rude to me at a party.  She's such as hasbeen."

Oh, who am I kidding.  Aguilera won't have a career in 2015 .

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May 14 10 3:37 PM

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So basically she'll be ripping off Cher for her next concert?

Interesting, because if I had to choose a predecessor for Lady Gaga, it would be Cher. Strange wigs and outfits just for the sake or entertaining, straight-pop songs, probably similar vocal range as well

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May 14 10 5:04 PM

Dear Lord, she basically ADMITTING that she isn't original at all and just steals from the next celebrity victim she chooses. What a dumb bimbo.




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May 14 10 6:34 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
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Real classy.

I guess you got into classy mode after listening to Help Me Make It Throught The Night because you are first with sexual jokes 

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May 14 10 6:36 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
WiseGuyC wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
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Real classy.

I guess you got into classy mode after listening to Help Me Make It Throught The Night because you are first with sexual jokes 

OMG! You know me all too well.

LMFAO!

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May 14 10 6:40 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
WiseGuyC wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
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Real classy.

I guess you got into classy mode after listening to Help Me Make It Throught The Night because you are first with sexual jokes 

OMG! You know me all too well.

LMFAO!

We both make FOMM a raunchy place  

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May 14 10 6:50 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
We both make FOMM a raunchy place  

This is true LOL.

But I fear at some point, people will grow tired of my immature, inappropriate and juvenile ways and I'll be forced to clean up my act.

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May 14 10 7:23 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
We both make FOMM a raunchy place  

This is true LOL.

But I fear at some point, people will grow tired of my immature, inappropriate and juvenile ways and I'll be forced to clean up my act.

NEVAH! I would punch the other members until they accept you back 

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May 14 10 7:31 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
We both make FOMM a raunchy place  

This is true LOL.

But I fear at some point, people will grow tired of my immature, inappropriate and juvenile ways and I'll be forced to clean up my act.

NEVAH! I would punch the other members until they accept you back 

I'm so... touched.

(Tries to resist making innuendo. )

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May 14 10 7:36 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
We both make FOMM a raunchy place  

This is true LOL.

But I fear at some point, people will grow tired of my immature, inappropriate and juvenile ways and I'll be forced to clean up my act.

NEVAH! I would punch the other members until they accept you back 

I'm so... touched.

(Tries to resist making innuendo. )
pretends to be 



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May 14 10 7:45 PM

I just read this on thatgrapejuice and LOL 


It’s great to see that Aguilera won’t jeopardise her integrity by making hit songs. It seems that her fans are making sure that her integrity remains intact because they won’t let her ‘Not Myself Tonight’ be a hit either.

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May 14 10 8:39 PM

^^Double I guess the video really shows off all that integrity, and by integrity I mean that of a prostitute, and by prostitute I mean Christina is a wh0re

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May 14 10 11:20 PM

"Sia Furler isn't worried. "Christina could **** in a bottle and her fans would still love it," she says with a laugh. "They're rabid mother****ers, totally crazy cakes. I mentioned her once on my Twitter and had like 5,000 more followers within minutes. If this album sells less than the last one, it's not a reflection of the record-it's a reflection of the industry."

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May 14 10 11:20 PM

Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
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She's really just digging a bigger hole for herself.  I'm actually starting to feel bad for her.



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WiseGuyC

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May 14 10 11:22 PM

mariahfan150 wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
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She's really just digging a bigger hole for herself.

Just when you thought her hole couldn't get any bigger...


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May 14 10 11:29 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
mariahfan150 wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
new pic:
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She's really just digging a bigger hole for herself.

Just when you thought her hole couldn't get any bigger...
*spits out my wine*



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May 14 10 11:44 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
mariahfan150 wrote:
Mariahcareyfan123456 wrote:
new pic:
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She's really just digging a bigger hole for herself.

Just when you thought her hole couldn't get any bigger...

My sides!

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