LMAO:
Xtina probably looked in the
mirror today and saw Marilyn Monroe
staring back at her. Some like it NO. That peroxide mop conjures up
images of an Upper East Side widow whose dusty old wig is always
crooked. You know that old ho. Her teeth have a permanent red lipstick
skidmark on them, she's always wearing saggy pantyhose and she never
picks up after her raggedy dog when it shits on the sidewalk. Ole' girl
smells like Tosca powder, castor oil, ground up pills and cooking wine.
You know, since I put it THAT way maybe this really is the look.
Carry on, Xtina.
In other non-news, here's Xtina performing the ho $#+@ anthem of the
summer on Oprah today. You might
want to back your ears up, because girl is hollering like a hyena
getting its *#*$$*% bleached with boric acid.
And more pictures of Xtina in NYC today. From the neck up she's a
rich widow who doesn't give a *%+@. From the neck down she looks like
every Madonna era simultaneously heaved all over her. Actually, she
looks like that from head to toe.