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Apr 28 10 12:55 PM

jasp17 wrote:
" Sometimes, mostly at night, I am not myself anymore, you know that's what the song is about and I really wanted the video to captivate the specific changes I'm going through as a sexy mature woman and mother, I feel like walking on 4 legs and letting my tongue out, licking my own private parts, jumping up and down on my husband, drinking water and eating food from the floor, you know, I just feel sexy when I've been going through that occasional transformation.
Also I make m y kid and husband call me Lassie, he doesn't complain about the licking either."
And after his dog GIG I posted this
She's such a stealing HO!




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rainbow1199

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Apr 28 10 12:58 PM

Her copying is not even funny anymore. I know she's not the queen of originality herself, but I wish Madonna could sue this b!tch for all she's worth...although, come to think of it, ChlamydiaTina's net worth is probably composed of about $10 and a used condom at this point.

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WiseGuyC

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Apr 28 10 1:00 PM

LOL

She's about as original as a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Blowpez.

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Brazilian X Man

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Apr 28 10 5:50 PM

I expect this video to have just Claptina in a lot of different outfits posing and dancing and scenes going on and forth so much that it will give a headache

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WiseGuyC

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Apr 28 10 6:11 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
I expect this video to have just Claptina in a lot of different outfits posing and dancing and scenes going on and forth so much that it will give a headache sexually transmitted disease

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Brazilian X Man

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Apr 28 10 6:15 PM

Casey, are you going to cover your monitor with an ultra extra large condom to watch it? 

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Apr 28 10 6:21 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
Casey, are you going to cover your monitor with an ultra extra large condom to watch it?�


This is the only safe way to watch that video!

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rainbow1199

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Apr 28 10 6:22 PM

BeyondIdolization wrote:
WiseGuyC wrote:
Ewwww!




  

Her hairstyle/breasts jutting out also reminds me of


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Brazilian X Man

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Apr 28 10 6:27 PM

emceerules wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
Casey, are you going to cover your monitor with an ultra extra large condom to watch it?�


This is the only safe way to watch that video!


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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 28 10 6:29 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
Casey, are you going to cover your monitor with an ultra extra large condom to watch it? 

Good question LOL.

Probably. I mean, since that's the size I keep in a shoebox under my bed.

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Brazilian X Man

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Apr 28 10 6:31 PM

WiseGuyC wrote:
Brazilian X Man wrote:
Casey, are you going to cover your monitor with an ultra extra large condom to watch it? 

Good question LOL.

Probably. I mean, since that's the size I keep in a shoebox under my bed.

  

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Brazilian X Man

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Apr 28 10 6:45 PM

Madonna does the exact same thing on the Erotica video with that punching doll on her hand  

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WiseGuyC

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Apr 28 10 6:52 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
Madonna does the exact same thing on the Erotica video with that punching doll on her hand  

It would be different if she prefaced it with, "I'm paying homage to Madonna and Lady Gaga."

But no, she's trying to pass these looks/styles off as her own. Bad form, Agoraphobia. Bad form.

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Apr 28 10 11:46 PM

And here we have a still from Xtina's new video "Not Myself Tonight", which will premiere on Skinemax and every motel porn channel this Friday.

You know, I can already hear people screaming about how she's copying Lady Gaga, Madonna and Wendy O. Williams. I'll give them Wendy O, but not Caca and Vadge.

First of all, Vadge was not the first #%%+% to lick milk out of a bowl. CATS WERE! When her "Express Yourself" video came out, did I hear hos screaming about how she needed to send a cut of her profits to the feline community? No.

Second of all, Caca was not the first trick to cover her body with latex. I'm pretty sure kinky ass Larry King wore a latex bodysuit during his S&M sessions with Nefertiti back in the day.

Anyway, here's a short clip from 's "Not Myself Tonight Or Ever" video. If you can't see the player, blame your company's porn controls.

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Apr 29 10 12:00 AM

dru27 wrote:
And here we have a still from Xtina's new video "Not Myself Tonight", which will premiere on Skinemax and every motel porn channel this Friday.

You know, I can already hear people screaming about how she's copying Lady Gaga, Madonna and Wendy O. Williams. I'll give them Wendy O, but not Caca and Vadge.

First of all, Vadge was not the first #%%+% to lick milk out of a bowl. CATS WERE! When her "Express Yourself" video came out, did I hear hos screaming about how she needed to send a cut of her profits to the feline community? No.

Second of all, Caca was not the first trick to cover her body with latex. I'm pretty sure kinky ass Larry King wore a latex bodysuit during his S&M sessions with Nefertiti back in the day.

Anyway, here's a short clip from 's "Not Myself Tonight Or Ever" video. If you can't see the player, blame your company's porn controls.

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Awww, poor stan....you probably can't even tell that this is making fun of Christina, can you?

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