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Vincent

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Me. I am Vinny...The Shady Wordsmith

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Apr 23 10 4:37 AM

Cramptina is such a fake wh0re.


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Vincent, dahhhhling.

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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 23 10 4:48 AM

OMG! The lyrics to "Sex 4 Breakfast" just leaked...

SEX 4 BREAKFAST
(C. Aguilera, Other Random Folk)

DJ Intro:
She's... back?

Christina:
It's Chrissy, bitsh!

Verse 1:

Woke up this morning
Feeling so damn good
Looks like I pitched a tent
I gots that mornin' wood

Like a dog in heat
I just can't contain my desire
My panties are soaked
And my p ussy (or dick) is on fire

Chorus

Don't want no Apple Jacks
Don't need no Captain Crunch
I'm talkin' about sex for breakfast
And sperm for lunch

Don't want no Egg McMuffin
Don't need no breakfast burrito
Let's do it Twilight style
Now suck my blood just like a mosquito

Sex 4 breakfast
Sex 4 breakfast
Sex 4 breakfast
Yeah

Verse 2:

Now did I just cum
Or did I just pee?
Best believe this hit
Gon' debut at number twenty-three

I'm so, so bionic
I'm so, so bisexual
I'm so, so bilingual
Aren't my lyrics intellectual?

Repeat Chorus 13x

Last Edited By: WiseGuyC Apr 23 10 4:52 AM. Edited 1 time.

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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 23 10 5:48 AM

sainttropez wrote:
Poor Christina, ppl on this board hates her ; ;
 
Umm... hello?! This is Friends of Mariah not Chlamydia.

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Apr 23 10 7:36 AM

WiseGuyC wrote:
OMG! The lyrics to "Sex 4 Breakfast" just leaked...

SEX 4 BREAKFAST
(C. Aguilera, Other Random Folk)

DJ Intro:
She's... back?

Christina:
It's Chrissy, bitsh!

Verse 1:

Woke up this morning
Feeling so damn good
Looks like I pitched a tent
I gots that mornin' wood

Like a dog in heat
I just can't contain my desire
My panties are soaked
And my p ussy (or dick) is on fire

Chorus

Don't want no Apple Jacks
Don't need no Captain Crunch
I'm talkin' about sex for breakfast
And sperm for lunch

Don't want no Egg McMuffin
Don't need no breakfast burrito
Let's do it Twilight style
Now suck my blood just like a mosquito

Sex 4 breakfast
Sex 4 breakfast
Sex 4 breakfast
Yeah

Verse 2:

Now did I just cum
Or did I just pee?
Best believe this hit
Gon' debut at number twenty-three

I'm so, so bionic
I'm so, so bisexual
I'm so, so bilingual
Aren't my lyrics intellectual?

Repeat Chorus 13x
OMG ewwww




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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 23 10 7:39 AM

^ Hey, don't blame me. The song is called "Sex 4 Breakfast" -- I couldn't exactly make it about bunnies and cupcakes.

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dru27

Posts: 3,198 FOMM Guru

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Apr 23 10 7:53 AM

Sia talks about Bionic

WCT: You have been working with Christina Aguilera, correct?

S: Yeah, how exciting. I nearly pooped my pants when I got the call to set up a meeting with her. I took my friend Sammy, who used to be my bass player for 17 years. We were nervy because she has a reputation of being hardcore. She wasn't. She was such a softie bum and a real sweetie. She was easy to work with and we ended up with four songs on the record. They flew us back to write another song for her movie Burlesque with Cher.

WCT: Oh, really?

S: Yes, this album can do absolutely all but I can do fine, thanks to Christina. It takes a lot of the pressure off. [ Electronica band ] Zero 7 did that to me. They made me enough money originally to sabotage my solo career over and over again.

WCT: Well, you are free to do what you want now. Christina has lots of guest artists on her new album, I heard.

S: Yeah, Santogold, M.I.A. and Le Tigre. She works with lots of people. Her new record is f*cking amazing. You are gonna die, it's so good.

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Brazilian X Man

Posts: 9,322

Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
and we'll melt your popsicle

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Apr 23 10 8:44 AM

dru27 wrote:
 Two legendary pop stars have jumped on an anti-Gaga bandwagon: Both Christina Aguilera and Grace Jones were recently compared to the "Paparazzi" prima donna, and it seems neither singer is particularly happy about the news.
Who the hell wrote this article putting a legendary diva and a has-been copycat on the same sentence? 

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Kevon

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Apr 23 10 8:59 AM

Especially referring to Christina as a "legendary pop star" - what a joke. Did she write the article?

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Kevon

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Apr 23 10 9:21 AM

LMAO WTF is that? The animal I mean, I've never seen anything like it

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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 23 10 9:22 AM

When I'm having a bad day, I love coming to this thread and venting my frustrations by bad-mouthing Rejectina.


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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

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Apr 23 10 9:32 AM

kevo2002 wrote:
LMAO WTF is that? The animal I mean, I've never seen anything like it

Christina? I'm not sure what species it is... but I think it could be a hybrid of the following:

The Aye-Aye


The Red-lipped Batfish



Or, wait... were you referring to my GIF?

IDK, but it looks like a slug.

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Kevon

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#1296 [url]

Apr 23 10 9:41 AM

^No I was talking about the dear thing with the massive ears

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WiseGuyC

Posts: 3,980 "You love me more than you love sunny summer days."

#1297 [url]

Apr 23 10 9:47 AM



Oh, that... I think that's what you get when a deer schtups a giraffe.

#1298 [url]

Apr 23 10 9:50 AM

WiseGuyC wrote:
kevo2002 wrote:
LMAO WTF is that? The animal I mean, I've never seen anything like it

Christina? I'm not sure what species it is... but I think it could be a hybrid of the following:

The Aye-Aye





  


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Kevon

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Apr 23 10 9:59 AM

^All her pores look totally blocked up, probably because they never get a chance to breathe under the 300 layers of makeup that's constantly on her face.

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