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May 25 10 7:40 AM

The album is absolutely trash and a borefest, actually it is beyond boring. I only like Woohoo and Vanity for the trashy/fun songs they are, and All I Need is actually a beautiful ballad. The rest can be flushed down the toilet

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May 25 10 8:34 AM

That is awful. I seriously couldn't get past the second verse on most songs. 'I Am' is ok but only because it rips off another song that I can't pinpoint yet. Even 'You Lost Me' was disappointing after the second verse.

'Life Me Up', she did the same thing she did with 'Here To Stay', changed the instrumentation to "fit" the tone of the album, completely ruining the song.

Seriously, I was expecting to to be bad but not this terrible.


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May 25 10 9:33 AM

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lol that sucks for her.   

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May 25 10 10:42 AM

NhWxMaN wrote:
The ballads on the disk are fine, but the uptempo tracks are horrible.
But even the good ballads (lift me up, you lost me) suffer from very bad vocals.
The first half of both songs s pretty good, but then she starts yelling the most random idiotic runs(which sound like a cut and paste job from previous efforts, she has no versatility). And to top things off, her voice has really detoriated which makes her belting even more unbearable, AND her microphone seems unable to handle her screaming, because it cracks.

Amen. May she end up in a never ending flop-loop after she dies. 




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May 25 10 11:13 AM

jasp17 wrote:
NhWxMaN wrote:
The ballads on the disk are fine, but the uptempo tracks are horrible.
But even the good ballads (lift me up, you lost me) suffer from very bad vocals.
The first half of both songs s pretty good, but then she starts yelling the most random idiotic runs(which sound like a cut and paste job from previous efforts, she has no versatility). And to top things off, her voice has really detoriated which makes her belting even more unbearable, AND her microphone seems unable to handle her screaming, because it cracks.

Amen. May she end up in a never ending flop-loop after she dies. 

Totally agree.  It's not my thing and is boring to me, but I could see what people might have liked in songs like 'Hurt', but since her voice has deteriorated so it just sounds downright unpleasant now.  Hopefully it'll go completely.



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May 25 10 11:38 AM

kevo2002 wrote:
jasp17 wrote:
NhWxMaN wrote:
The ballads on the disk are fine, but the uptempo tracks are horrible.
But even the good ballads (lift me up, you lost me) suffer from very bad vocals.
The first half of both songs s pretty good, but then she starts yelling the most random idiotic runs(which sound like a cut and paste job from previous efforts, she has no versatility). And to top things off, her voice has really detoriated which makes her belting even more unbearable, AND her microphone seems unable to handle her screaming, because it cracks.

Amen. May she end up in a never ending flop-loop after she dies. 

Totally agree.  It's not my thing and is boring to me, but I could see what people might have liked in songs like 'Hurt', but since her voice has deteriorated so it just sounds downright unpleasant now.  Hopefully it'll go completely.


The only songs I really like are I Am and Lift Me Up (tho the Haiti version is better).  She must not have taken care of her voice during her break cause there is really no reason for it to have deteriated during that time.
  

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May 25 10 11:40 AM

^True, it's not like she's been doing much with it these past few years.



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May 25 10 12:06 PM

I wonder how her ego is now that her tour was cancelled because of lack of interest

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May 25 10 12:20 PM

As someone who's always sort of liked her music, these comments are pretty sad to read. Her label should really shelve this sh*t- but it's far too late now.

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May 25 10 1:14 PM

chirstina's voice on the ballads reminds me of celine's.

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May 25 10 1:21 PM

I would like to hear Mariah sing "lift me up"

christina's vocals are just Blah!
The climax is crying out for some Whistle High notes!

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May 25 10 1:32 PM

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That ppor kid of her BTW, completely Brainwashed
i know! i hope her kid goes in the same school britney kids will!

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May 25 10 3:07 PM

We all knew it was going to be bad and it didn't matter, we all downloaded it 

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May 25 10 3:10 PM

Brazilian X Man wrote:
We all knew it was going to be bad and it didn't matter, we all downloaded it 

To be honest with ya, if it would have been a good album I'd say it.
Stripped was a very nice album, and I liked some songs on her 2nd B2B disc, but this mess is just
There isn't a SINGLE even remotely nice up-tempo, and like I said, the good ballads, she butchered with her voice.
There's no hope for this woman.




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May 25 10 3:13 PM

0:50 on 'Morning Dessert' the little "I wanna love ya baby" or whatever adlib, is it just me or is that totally from a Mariah song? It sounds familiar



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May 25 10 3:14 PM

kevo2002 wrote:
0:50 on 'Morning Dessert' the little "I wanna love ya baby" or whatever adlib, is it just me or is that totally from a Mariah song? It sounds familiar

Yeah!! It sounds very Mariah, something she did on CB.




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May 25 10 3:15 PM

I can't pinpoint the song, it's gonna bug me. I should KNOW this


The whole latter half of that interlude does actually sound very Mariah



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