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May 5 13 12:07 AM

For some reason my DVR didn't record it the past few weeks. I know the Boston stuff pre-empted it one week (what will happen with those?), but not sure what happened last week. Ugh. But I did see the two last night, and they were great!

"Huey Lewis & Them Thaangs"
"Dear Georshe, that thing is no joke"
Max's 2nd Bris being "less of a religious ceremony and more of a horrific jet-skiing accident”
"Yeah, straight sussin"
"Alex you've asked 3 people if they have any grey poupon." "Sure."
”Nobody calls me ashy. Ever. That is not just a slap in my evenly moisturized face, it’s an insult to my personal lotion consultant and my creamist.”
"Women be talkin'"

Alex finishing "perfect" as "Pearl Harbor 'cause we want this wedding to be da bomb!"
Alex not being able to hide
"White people are crazy!"
Alex and the candy where you eat the wrapper
"Ooh la la, pepe le pew, French Stewart"
"I feel like I'm missing something, like that time everyone turned on linen pants all of a sudden"
Alex as the flower girl

Somewhere in there Dave said "The juice is worth the squeeze"
And I loved Brad's throwaway like about Air Supply and "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"