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Apr 8 11 12:14 AM

HILARIOUS

After solidifying herself as an A-list movie star, Jennifer Lopez received her Master's degree from the Madonna-Janet Jackson School of Non-Singing Singers. From 1999-2002 she released 3 successful albums, the sales of which were propelled by catchy singles and intricate dance performances.

By 2005, too much attention was being paid to the parade of Hollywood penises that marched though her vagina and not enough attention was being given to her Britney Spears-rejected music. A combination of Beyonceitis and media overexposure lead to a sharp decline in her music's commercial success.

In 2009, she attempted a musical comeback with the single "Flip-Flops" but public interest and gravity were not in her favor. After getting her walking papers from Sony Music in 2010, she became a judge on American Idol.

She continues to enjoy moderate success in movies, and has found stability in her personal life by marrying and procreating with Marc Anthony.


I just cant at them calling the song "Louboutins", "Flip-Fops" and then the word 'gravity' linking to the video of her falling performing the song. I had forgot all about that smiley: roll