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Apr 8 11 12:02 AM

I love the Gaga page


Yet another subdued and understated performance from Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is a very popular intersex pop singer who has snatched more wigs in 2 years than most of your favorites have in 10 years. She has won 5 Grammys and 11 MTV Video Music Awards, among other awards. Her Monster Ball tour will become one of the most successful tours in history and according to stan mathematics she has sold 15 million albums and 51 million singles worldwide.

Alliance With Beyonce

Shortly after the success of her debut album Gaga formed an alliance with Beyonce. It went something like this:

Beyonce: Hi.

Gaga: Hi.

Beyonce: I perceive you to be problematic.

Gaga: What do you mean?

Beyonce: I perceive you to be a threat and therefore I will put a root on you and your career. Nothing personal, just business.

Gaga: Why can't we form an alliance?

Beyonce: What do you mean?

Gaga: How about I slay and take 2 days off, then you you slay and take 2 days off, and periodically we come together to drag Christina Aguilera.

Beyonce: Ok, sounds cool.

Gaga: You wanna go to the Cheesecake Factory and then finger bang each other afterward?

Beyonce: Sure.

Gaga Stans

As with most stans, Gaga stans have no sense of history and seem to believe that Lady Gaga invented the following things:

  • Music Videos
  • Avant Garde Fashion
  • Water
  • Dance Music
  • Pop Music
  • Gay Rights
  • Anal Sex
  • Oxygen
  • The Solar System
  • Beyonce
  • Bisexualty

  

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