underneath the stars Interact My Recent Posts Posts: 1,531 #1 [url] Jun 15 09 1:20 PM Hallelujah! A real-uptempo. I've always wanted Mariah to do/release a really fast club-banger, but I figured she wouldn't, because she can't dance. Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?" Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!" Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing." Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..." By: Homerticilious Quote Reply Prev 12 3 4 5 6 Next Forum Jump Welcome To FOMM Mariah Carey Mariah Hall Of Fame General Discussions Other Artists Off Topic Hall Of Fame Feedback & Resolutions Add Reply Quick Reply bbcode help Use Smilies (Complete smilies list) Convert URLs Subscribe to this topic Preview Quick Reply