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Jun 15 09 1:20 PM

Hallelujah! A real-uptempo. I've always wanted Mariah to do/release a really fast club-banger, but I figured she wouldn't, because she can't dance.

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious