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Apr 29 09 4:20 PM

I was never angry about the marriage, just shocked, like the rest of the world. Anway, Congrats to Mariah and Nick on your one year anniversary.

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious