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Feb 4 09 3:35 PM

LikePhoenixFromTheAshes wrote:
The best selling female artist worlwide is Nana Mouskouri... how often have I stressed that fact??? *gives up*

WHO???????

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious