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Jan 4 09 9:29 PM

kevo2002 wrote:
Who says romance is dead? image

MamaKaiyan wrote:
If you guys have issues with that, then you'd probably have issues with the way I describe having kids image

For example, I asked my sis, how long after she and her ANNOYING man get married, will they wait to "pop out" some rugrats or demon children. I think I might have said "sh!t out" or "spit out" once or twice image
Ever the lover of screaming brats on 12 hour flights and in nice restaurants, I think I've developed a phrase that can beat you here.

Two words:

C unt droppings.



Totally GROSS!!!image

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious