ArabianLamb wrote:
There's a hero
If you look inside the loo
You dont have to be afraid
Of constipation
Theres an answer
By using laxatives
And the sorry that your ass felt
Would not exist
And then a hero comes a log
Slipping along the cheeks of your bum
And you start to squeeze it out
You will no longer pout
So whether it be nutty or green
It will soon get flushed with pee
And then you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in poo
It's a long one
For one man to do alone
All the curry that you ate
Will take its toll
You can find hope
If you push without any fear
And the clogging in your rear
will disappear
And then a hero cooooomes a log
Use some paper to clear it off
And it smears all down your side
And you can't help but wonder why
Just when you think it's finally gone
Another wave will come on strong
And then you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in poo