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Sep 12 08 3:29 PM

Greg wrote:
i remember when we all thought this was a work of pop fiction, and were happier..

People thought it was a joke, because we were all blindsided; no one saw it coming. They've been married for four or five months now, what would be the purpose of carrying on a hoax for so long. That person just needs to let it go.image

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious