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Sep 12 08 2:02 PM

Good Lord!!! I couldn't even finish reading it. Whoever that person is, they need som serious psychological help. This person seems obsessed with Mariah's personal life, and that is not a good sign.

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious