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Sep 12 08 11:00 AM

jasp17 wrote:
My hopes are that the next album will be released by the day I turn 50.
You mean next year? image

I asked for constructive criticism, not sarcasm!

Eminem: "Hi Mariah, can I touch your boobs?"
Mariah: [drunk] "I'm Mary Poppins!"
Eminem barely touches Mariah and then just jizzes on her stomach
Eminem: "[sobbing] That. Was. Amazing."
Mariah: "You're gross, get me a towel..."

By: Homerticilious